We all love our mothers and we all know we love our mothers. Perhaps it is exactly that premonition that makes people love to tell yo mama jokes. Often as a joke but occasionally also just to diss you. Whatever the intent Yo Mama Jokes are simply hilarious and as a tribute to making fun of our mothers here are the top 10 Yo Mama Jokes.
Try not to think of your own mothers and maybe your worst enemies instead, cause this Yo Mama Jokes tend to exaggerate quite a bit.
1. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.
3. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
4. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
5. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
6. Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
7. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
8. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
9. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
10. Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
And there you have it. Got any other suggestion, feel free to comment!
your jokes are funny keep it up if i can get the chance to put some of my own that will be the best think you guy can do for me it go
yo mama so dumb she spent all day saying “am not!” to R2!
yo mamma so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince
yo mammo so fat when she asked for a wet bed they put a blanket over lake michigan
i dont get #10 wat duz it mean?
your momma so fat when the police pull out their guns she eats them.
Hahahah thats a good one!!!
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Yo moma so ugly, when your dad beat her he went to jail for Animal Abuse not Domestic Violence.
ur moms so fat, she sells shade.. for a herd of ELEPHANTS!
yo mama so fat she walked in front of my t.v. and i missed a whole series of a show.
yo mama so fat she walked down the beach and the whales poped out singing ” we are family cant belive ur fater than me”
Yo mama so ugly, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
yo mama is so dumb she screamd in a envelpe to hear a voice mail
yo mama is so fat when she were’s high heels she strikes oil
yo mama is so hairy it looks like she’s got chewbaca in a head lock
yo mama is so fat she had her baby pictures taken by satelite
yo mama is so fat she left strech marks on the hospital
yo mama is so hairy when she drops her pants they start playing welcome to the jungle
yo mama is so short you can see her feet in her drivers licence
yo mama is so stupid she tried to comite suicide by jumpin out the basment window
well yo momma so dumb she went on wikipedia just to see how to get on google..
YO MAMA SO FAT PEOPLE HAD TO RUN A MILE TO GET AROUND HA
YO MOMMA SO FAT THE COULD USE HA AS A ROAD BLOCKER
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WAS AT SCHOOL THE BELLRINGED SHE SAID OH I THINK I HAVE TO CHECK ON MY HOT POCKET
Yo mama so white, when she gets naked, yo daddy’s retinas burn.
yo momma so dumb she went on wikipedia just to see how to get on google.
Yo Mamma so fat that I took a picture of her this Christmas and it’s still printin! <—- Best one i have ever heard
Yo Mamma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!
Yo Mamma so fat not eve Jesus can't lift her sprits!
here’s a couple – yo mama so poor burglars break into her home an leave money
yo mama so ugly she scared the stitches outta Frankenstein
yo mama so dumb she got trapped in a grocery store an died of starvation
yo mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mama so poor that when i stopped farting she said who turned off the heater
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama so stupid she asked why the jigsaw puzzle was broken
yo mama so old she made Yoda jealous
yo mama so old that when god said let there be light she was the one flicking the switch
i have more but it will take to long so there u go
yo mama IS
yo mama IS
yo mama IS
yo mama IS
yo mama IS
yo mama IS
my god people, learn some grammar
You Mama so poor she craps on the lawn so that the neigbours can think she has dogs.
Yo mama so poor when she brings home a half loaf of bread all the children storm to the kitchen and askes whos birthday it is.
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Cant stop scratching my head.
Lolz! I love this one “Yo mama so old her social security number is 1″ Its too funny. Even i cant stop laughing even after few minutes.
Your momma so fat, when I said it was chili outside, she ran to the kitchen and grabbed a spoon.
These aren’t even funny. I have heard most of them too.
na dey aint funny!
This post is really great. I love my mother a lot. I am going to gift her this link.
Ha Ha Ha… Yo Mama Rocks… Funny post and funny comments too….
Yo mama rocks. Very funny post I hope I should a SMS on everyday basis on Yo Mama jokes.
Yo Mama like a television – even a 5 year old can turn her on!
ha ha ha…yo mama is really so funny.
Very funny jokes.I like this post.Thank you for sharing.
Hey Good Jokes man…
“yo mama” is awsome title!!! good jokes
your mommas so crosseyed, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickles
I don’t get number one
Yo mama so poor when robbers rob he house they come out with less than they initially had.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a nintendo gamecube and turned it into a gameboy.
Yo mama so stupid when said hi she couldnt think of an anwser.
These are the best ones I have haerd so far if I get more then you know where to find them
Yo mama so stupid she put pephole in a glass door
Yo mama is like a shotgun. two cocks and shes full
yo mamma so fat every time she pull up to mc donalds they say here she comes and ring of an alarm
nice education, are you a grade school drop out?
yo mamma so skinny she jumped inside the game
yo mamma’s teeth so yellow the sun said “datz my girl!”
Yo Momma so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all of the w’s
yo mamma so fat when she rolled she landed on pluto
Yo mamma is so stupid she sit on the teevee and watch the sofa
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
yo mama IS?!
get an education
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mamma so fat when god said let there be light, she had to get out of the way first
some jokes are pretty funny and will make you lol, some are pretty mean, some are pretty lame, but the majority of the jokes are just to the point where ur like, what? there will be one or two, or a lot, that makes no sense at all.
all u american’s do not know how to spell
the lines should read yo mama “IS” so….
plus half of those are stupid.
“Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!”
how does that even make sense? if she was fat and u stood beside her, maybe you would hear the ocean because she might be the width of north america and have an ocean on either side
We free people of the Netherlands dont care about your big talk.
Kisses from Holland, Adam -XX-
These really weren’t funny.
Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder.
Yo mama so fat that she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
Yo mama so fat she got every caterer on speed dial.
Yo mama so ugly she’s only been married once.
Yo mama so poor her trick was the treat.
Source: Malibu’s Most Wanted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSxb91dT_BI
ROFL!!!:)!!
“Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder.” is from White Chicks