Top 10 Funniest Yo Mama Jokes

LeTune November 4, 2008 121



We all love our mothers and we all know we love our mothers. Perhaps it is exactly that premonition that makes people love to tell yo mama jokes. Often as a joke but occasionally also just to diss you. Whatever the intent Yo Mama Jokes are simply hilarious and as a tribute to making fun of our mothers here are the top 10 Yo Mama Jokes.

Try not to think of your own mothers and maybe your worst enemies instead, cause this Yo Mama Jokes tend to exaggerate quite a bit.

1. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

2. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.

3. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

4. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

5. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

6. Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

7. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

8. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

9. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

10. Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

And there you have it. Got any other suggestion, feel free to comment!

121 Comments »

  1. rose November 24, 2010 at 7:22 pm -

    your jokes are funny keep it up if i can get the chance to put some of my own that will be the best think you guy can do for me it go

  2. Alex November 29, 2010 at 9:12 pm -

    yo mama so dumb she spent all day saying “am not!” to R2!

  3. danish December 3, 2010 at 1:50 pm -

    yo mamma so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince

  4. danish December 3, 2010 at 1:52 pm -

    yo mammo so fat when she asked for a wet bed they put a blanket over lake michigan

  5. person December 3, 2010 at 5:10 pm -

    i dont get #10 wat duz it mean?

    • resha July 10, 2011 at 3:58 pm -

      your momma so fat when the police pull out their guns she eats them.

  6. frank December 13, 2010 at 4:01 am -

    Hahahah thats a good one!!!
    http://allstupidjokes.blogspot.com/

  7. Luis December 18, 2010 at 11:28 pm -

    Yo moma so ugly, when your dad beat her he went to jail for Animal Abuse not Domestic Violence.

  8. Dylan December 22, 2010 at 12:07 am -

    ur moms so fat, she sells shade.. for a herd of ELEPHANTS!

  9. chris January 19, 2011 at 8:05 pm -

    yo mama so fat she walked in front of my t.v. and i missed a whole series of a show.
    yo mama so fat she walked down the beach and the whales poped out singing ” we are family cant belive ur fater than me”

  10. keely February 3, 2011 at 3:53 pm -

    Yo mama so ugly, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.

  11. ivan February 4, 2011 at 11:17 pm -

    yo mama is so dumb she screamd in a envelpe to hear a voice mail

  12. yo momma February 11, 2011 at 10:49 am -

    yo mama is so fat when she were’s high heels she strikes oil
    yo mama is so hairy it looks like she’s got chewbaca in a head lock
    yo mama is so fat she had her baby pictures taken by satelite
    yo mama is so fat she left strech marks on the hospital
    yo mama is so hairy when she drops her pants they start playing welcome to the jungle
    yo mama is so short you can see her feet in her drivers licence
    yo mama is so stupid she tried to comite suicide by jumpin out the basment window

    • nofil April 7, 2011 at 12:03 pm -

      well yo momma so dumb she went on wikipedia just to see how to get on google..

  13. Infinitiii So pretty February 11, 2011 at 4:32 pm -

    YO MAMA SO FAT PEOPLE HAD TO RUN A MILE TO GET AROUND HA

  14. Infinitiii So pretty February 11, 2011 at 4:36 pm -

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THE COULD USE HA AS A ROAD BLOCKER

  15. Infinitiii So pretty February 11, 2011 at 4:38 pm -

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WAS AT SCHOOL THE BELLRINGED SHE SAID OH I THINK I HAVE TO CHECK ON MY HOT POCKET

  16. AbnerJack April 1, 2011 at 4:34 am -

    Yo mama so white, when she gets naked, yo daddy’s retinas burn.

  17. nofil April 7, 2011 at 12:04 pm -

    yo momma so dumb she went on wikipedia just to see how to get on google.

  18. Jacque May 28, 2011 at 12:02 pm -

    Yo Mamma so fat that I took a picture of her this Christmas and it’s still printin! <—- Best one i have ever heard
    Yo Mamma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!
    Yo Mamma so fat not eve Jesus can't lift her sprits!

  19. jacob July 25, 2011 at 10:17 pm -

    here’s a couple – yo mama so poor burglars break into her home an leave money
    yo mama so ugly she scared the stitches outta Frankenstein
    yo mama so dumb she got trapped in a grocery store an died of starvation
    yo mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes
    yo mama so poor that when i stopped farting she said who turned off the heater
    yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
    yo mama so stupid she asked why the jigsaw puzzle was broken
    yo mama so old she made Yoda jealous
    yo mama so old that when god said let there be light she was the one flicking the switch
    i have more but it will take to long so there u go

    • adam June 7, 2012 at 7:39 pm -

      yo mama IS
      yo mama IS
      yo mama IS
      yo mama IS
      yo mama IS
      yo mama IS

      my god people, learn some grammar

  20. Frans August 29, 2011 at 4:25 am -

    You Mama so poor she craps on the lawn so that the neigbours can think she has dogs.
    Yo mama so poor when she brings home a half loaf of bread all the children storm to the kitchen and askes whos birthday it is.

  21. Anshul September 1, 2011 at 1:35 pm -

    Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Cant stop scratching my head.

  22. Mehdi Ali Kazmi September 1, 2011 at 7:35 pm -

    Lolz! I love this one “Yo mama so old her social security number is 1″ Its too funny. Even i cant stop laughing even after few minutes.

  23. Brandon Turk September 1, 2011 at 8:43 pm -

    Your momma so fat, when I said it was chili outside, she ran to the kitchen and grabbed a spoon.

  24. Katelyn September 1, 2011 at 9:01 pm -

    These aren’t even funny. I have heard most of them too.

    • armando November 25, 2011 at 5:46 pm -

      na dey aint funny!

  25. dinesh September 1, 2011 at 9:33 pm -

    This post is really great. I love my mother a lot. I am going to gift her this link.

  26. SREERAJ September 1, 2011 at 10:15 pm -

    Ha Ha Ha… Yo Mama Rocks… Funny post and funny comments too….

  27. Bharti September 2, 2011 at 12:01 am -

    Yo mama rocks. Very funny post I hope I should a SMS on everyday basis on Yo Mama jokes.

  28. Koushal September 2, 2011 at 5:05 am -

    Yo Mama like a television – even a 5 year old can turn her on!
    ha ha ha…yo mama is really so funny.

  29. Yunas P September 12, 2011 at 8:03 pm -

    Very funny jokes.I like this post.Thank you for sharing.

  30. Lavankumar September 12, 2011 at 10:16 pm -

    Hey Good Jokes man…

  31. amay September 13, 2011 at 11:06 am -

    “yo mama” is awsome title!!! good jokes

  32. frank September 17, 2011 at 12:54 am -

    your mommas so crosseyed, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickles

  33. Tej October 20, 2011 at 7:45 pm -

    I don’t get number one

  34. Connor November 1, 2011 at 5:44 pm -

    Yo mama so poor when robbers rob he house they come out with less than they initially had.
    Yo mama so fat she stepped on a nintendo gamecube and turned it into a gameboy.
    Yo mama so stupid when said hi she couldnt think of an anwser.

    These are the best ones I have haerd so far if I get more then you know where to find them

  35. mystery December 25, 2011 at 10:58 pm -

    Yo mama so stupid she put pephole in a glass door

  36. invitu January 21, 2012 at 9:48 pm -

    Yo mama is like a shotgun. two cocks and shes full

  37. paradez rain January 30, 2012 at 10:00 pm -

    yo mamma so fat every time she pull up to mc donalds they say here she comes and ring of an alarm

    • adam June 7, 2012 at 7:37 pm -

      nice education, are you a grade school drop out?

  38. paradez rain January 30, 2012 at 10:05 pm -

    yo mamma so skinny she jumped inside the game

  39. paradez rain January 30, 2012 at 10:35 pm -

    yo mamma’s teeth so yellow the sun said “datz my girl!”

  40. Khiandra January 31, 2012 at 10:02 am -

    Yo Momma so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all of the w’s

  41. paradez rain February 4, 2012 at 4:46 pm -

    yo mamma so fat when she rolled she landed on pluto

  42. AnGeLFiRe-NL February 7, 2012 at 2:09 am -

    Yo mamma is so stupid she sit on the teevee and watch the sofa

  43. angel-fire April 21, 2012 at 10:06 pm -

    yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

    • adam June 7, 2012 at 7:35 pm -

      yo mama IS?!

      get an education

  44. AnGeLFiRe April 27, 2012 at 5:07 am -

    Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

  45. Mavlud May 12, 2012 at 9:59 am -

    Yo mamma so fat when god said let there be light, she had to get out of the way first

  46. Italia May 24, 2012 at 5:53 pm -

    some jokes are pretty funny and will make you lol, some are pretty mean, some are pretty lame, but the majority of the jokes are just to the point where ur like, what? there will be one or two, or a lot, that makes no sense at all.

  47. adam June 7, 2012 at 7:33 pm -

    all u american’s do not know how to spell

    the lines should read yo mama “IS” so….

    plus half of those are stupid.

    “Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!”

    how does that even make sense? if she was fat and u stood beside her, maybe you would hear the ocean because she might be the width of north america and have an ocean on either side

    • AnGeLFiRe-NL June 10, 2012 at 12:24 pm -

      We free people of the Netherlands dont care about your big talk.
      Kisses from Holland, Adam -XX-

  48. anonymous July 10, 2012 at 9:56 am -

    These really weren’t funny.

  49. Tom August 18, 2012 at 10:04 am -

    Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder.
    Yo mama so fat that she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
    Yo mama so fat she got every caterer on speed dial.
    Yo mama so ugly she’s only been married once.
    Yo mama so poor her trick was the treat.
    Source: Malibu’s Most Wanted
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSxb91dT_BI
    ROFL!!!:)!!

  50. Tom August 18, 2012 at 10:05 am -

    “Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder.” is from White Chicks