Top 10 Funniest Yo Mama Jokes

LeTune November 4, 2008 121

We all love our mothers and we all know we love our mothers. Perhaps it is exactly that premonition that makes people love to tell yo mama jokes. Often as a joke but occasionally also just to diss you. Whatever the intent Yo Mama Jokes are simply hilarious and as a tribute to making fun of our mothers here are the top 10 Yo Mama Jokes.

Try not to think of your own mothers and maybe your worst enemies instead, cause this Yo Mama Jokes tend to exaggerate quite a bit.

1. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

2. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.

3. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

4. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

5. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

6. Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

7. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

8. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

9. Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

10. Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

And there you have it. Got any other suggestion, feel free to comment!


  1. Tonie October 17, 2012 at 6:40 pm -

    Yo mama like a door knob everyone gets a turn.
    Yo mama like a christmas tree everyone hangs there balls on it
    Yo mama is so old even her breast milk has expired
    Yo mama is so fat not even god could lift her soul
    Yo mama like a shot-gun she cocks twice and then she blows

  2. Jerry December 23, 2012 at 3:46 pm -

    Yo mama is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

  3. slams January 30, 2013 at 2:56 pm -

    yo Mama so stupid, she starved to death locked inside a grocery store. Yo Mama so old, she gotta a bible signed by Moses.

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