Top 10 Weirdest Looking Emo Kids

LeTune February 20, 2010 149



It is sometimes hard for us mortals to distinguish the difference between Goth kids and Emo kids. All we know is that they both share a common passion for the color black, a mutual distaste for their parents and society, and an fatal allergy for everything that is considered normal and within the norm of things. To shed some further light on today’s troubled youth, we have collected the ten most obscure photos of Emo kids as well as Goth kids we could find. Not to ridicule or make fun of, but more to observe and understand.

First, let’s identify the true characteristics of an Emo Kid. We could settle with linking to the appropriate Wikipedia page, but will instead include this photo explaining the epitomy of an Emo Kid.

10. The Slightly Obese Gang Sign Flashing, Yet Conservative, Emo Kid

9. The Sado Masocist Emo Kids

8. The Company of Three

7. The Roleplaying “I’m a Dark Wizzard” Emo Kid

6. The “I Borrow My Mom’s Makeup” Emo Kid

5. The Samurai Emo Kid

4. The Slightly Insane Emo Kid

3. The Straight A’s Emo Kid

2. The Puppy Eyed Red Mascara Emo Kid

1. The Miserable Emo Kid Roadtripping with the Family

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149 Comments »

  1. GxZas February 21, 2010 at 6:59 am -

    Most of them wasn’t emo – they were metal, goth or juggalos. Still funny though.

    • texas May 19, 2010 at 7:01 pm -

      wtf is a juggalo

      • kelly May 23, 2010 at 8:42 pm -

        google is your friend.

      • Shirime May 25, 2010 at 10:32 am -

        So lemme see… Insane Clown Posse, make up, hip hop…. Come again, WTF is a Juggalo ???

        • gregorik August 25, 2010 at 3:14 am -

          it don’t matter if they’re goth, icp, metal, emo or goa: they’re besically the SAME 90′s-00′s subculture.

        • D December 18, 2010 at 9:04 pm -

          If you can’t find the answers to easy questions on google… you *might* be a Juggalo….

  2. Mary February 25, 2010 at 6:10 am -

    10, 9, 8, 7 5 4 and 3 aren’t even emo, they’re goths and juggalos….

    • mike May 31, 2010 at 12:40 pm -

      who cares.. they all look like complete idiots. and you probably look/dress just as dumb

      how would you know the difference??

      • dana August 17, 2010 at 9:31 am -

        you can tell by the clothing they wear. If it is a rock band on the shirt, they are usually goth. If it says ICP or has a hatchet man anywhere, they are a juggalo/juggalette. If they are males and dress like a female and look constantly sad, they are emo.

        To answer the question “what is a juggalo”…
        A juggalo is someone who follows the Hatchet Label groups. They consider other listeners family. Not all juggalos dress like that. (I know, i’m a juggalette) Most of us lead normal lives, and post our hatchet gear in a way that only a juggalo/juggalette will recognize us as family. Remember this one thing…if you see more than one person with any type of hatchet gear (including shirts from ICP, Twizted, Dark Lotus, Tech9 etc) it is best to keep your opinion closed. Some tend to be very aggressive. :)

        • MalReynolds January 7, 2011 at 9:48 pm -

          I like how SHUT UP thinks they matter in society. :D

  3. ilana February 25, 2010 at 8:13 am -

    yeah- i agree.. lol.. there were only 3 emo kids.. but its still awesome!

  4. archene February 28, 2010 at 12:51 pm -

    most of them werent emos…
    but i liked it anyway :)

    • Tori January 14, 2011 at 8:05 pm -

      #1 emo kid was smexi!

  5. Anida March 1, 2010 at 12:05 pm -

    Many of these pictures do not show emo kids or how they call you emo freaks ..

  6. Nouman March 4, 2010 at 2:05 pm -

    number 9 , 10looking more emo

  7. sampath March 13, 2010 at 9:35 pm -

    there were only 3 emo kids.

  8. LeTune March 23, 2010 at 2:00 pm -

    I stand corrected Brick. It is a glorious mix of emos, goths and other subcultured kids :) A hardcore emo kid list to come!

    • dcnsdjkcvnskj August 21, 2010 at 12:40 pm -

      i dont think that hardcore and emo should be used in the same sentence.

      • lastcrazyhorn December 18, 2010 at 6:14 pm -

        funny, just what I was about to say. lol

      • Reid January 1, 2011 at 4:10 pm -

        That’s because you don’t realize they grew out of the same scene.

  9. isa March 25, 2010 at 6:55 pm -

    mostly mall goths and nu-metallers.

  10. Disastrous Duo April 4, 2010 at 2:21 pm -

    This emo girl looks like gollum! http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3191417856

  11. lol April 24, 2010 at 5:27 pm -

    ian!

  12. ian April 24, 2010 at 9:43 pm -

    I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW, WHERE YOU GOT THAT IMAGE, AND WHERE IT IS ORIGINALLY HOSTED.

    • LeTune April 25, 2010 at 6:11 am -

      dude, i dont know. search on google images on emo kids or something. It’s all over the web.

  13. ian April 25, 2010 at 3:58 pm -

    well there were a billion fake myspaces that used them, i had a blog with a lissst of them

  14. bob April 26, 2010 at 10:41 pm -

    Ian,

    You should be proud that the website used a picture of you as a diagram for how to spot a douchebag.

  15. fievel April 29, 2010 at 12:23 pm -

    @GXSAS

    ooow, really? look at your picture. gay!

  16. Daniel May 6, 2010 at 2:26 pm -

    some of them are not emos? Look stupid anyway, though

  17. SkarrKrow May 7, 2010 at 9:41 pm -

    Most of these are Mallgoths. And these pics are everywhere on the internet.

  18. Henk May 20, 2010 at 10:06 am -

    i like the emo explaning photo most xD

  19. Anon May 20, 2010 at 10:14 am -

    Seriously, what the hell is a juggalo? Kids who are really into nu-metal (metal with lot’s of rap that is usually despised by both people who like rap and metal)?

  20. roberto May 21, 2010 at 11:39 am -

    EMO=GAY

  21. Jade May 21, 2010 at 11:03 pm -

    A juggalo is mainly a strong follower of the music produced by Insane Clown Posse or any other music produced by their record company called Psychopathic Records.

  22. Caroline May 22, 2010 at 10:59 am -

    My girfriend is the last one. Fer sure.

  23. Mary-Bear June 3, 2010 at 3:46 pm -

    XDDDDDDDDD
    this made me laugh so hard
    “Slightly INsane Emo KId”
    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!

  24. Throckmorton Jones June 24, 2010 at 12:13 am -

    Most of the images didn’t load for me even with multiple forced refreshes. All the ones that did load, well, none were emo.

  25. Jammy July 14, 2010 at 5:10 am -

    hu cares if they’re not all emo?? i couldn’t even tell coz they all looks just as STUPID. hahaha

  26. Firefly August 1, 2010 at 1:31 am -

    goth did this better 15/20 years ago

    • lastcrazyhorn December 18, 2010 at 6:16 pm -

      Even ten . . . *sigh*

  27. Likesrealmusic August 24, 2010 at 12:15 am -

    You’re a self proclaimed juggalo. Anything you say is immediately discredited.

  28. stupid August 31, 2010 at 7:26 am -

    Retards…

  29. 8bithero November 4, 2010 at 7:10 am -

    Emo, goth, juggalos…all retards.

    If this is the future, I suggest we do some .50 caliber house cleaning.

  30. LMAO December 5, 2010 at 11:01 am -

    …………W.T.F. no wonder people have abortions!

  31. MetalHeadDomination December 15, 2010 at 5:30 am -

    emo 6 The “I Borrow My Mom’s Makeup” Emo Kid has underoath Shirt.. some people FAIL to dress emo/juggallo/jugelletes whatever..

    and I LOVE The Slightly Insane Emo Kid Funny face.. keep that face up haha LMAo

  32. pennie December 17, 2010 at 8:56 pm -

    I see ordinary people who dream the same dreams and who wished to be loved and accepted. It doe’nt matter what they look like they still have feelings and hurt when cut or disappointed. We are all loved for who we are, because it;s whats inside that counts. Merry Christmas!

  33. Spazzgoesrawr December 18, 2010 at 7:29 pm -

    wow… these guys are all pretty messed up… most arent even emo… i wouldnt even categorize them. it looks like they took a shot at tryin to be something epic and missed… im sorry :(

    anyways, the last one is the only one i think hit the look of emo, and emo isnt bad if you do it right [[which 90% of the ones claiming to be emo cant do]]… but then again, hes just acting like a normal teenager right? i know my parents still annoy me after too long. lawlz :D

  34. come onnnn December 18, 2010 at 9:31 pm -

    “Epitome.”

  35. Yuli December 20, 2010 at 10:34 pm -

    In my day (I graduated high school 7 years ago) we called these kids “goth”. When did this change?! Emo was a totally different thing back then. You kids and your lack of past trends/sub-culture knowledge!

  36. ID December 25, 2010 at 10:36 am -

    lol

  37. TommyK January 3, 2011 at 2:00 pm -

    …and these are the same individuals who will complain that no one will give them a job.

  38. adam January 4, 2011 at 8:11 pm -

    still trying to figure out how the hell the consider 10 only “slightly obese. that is disgusting. please stop making our country look even fatter.

  39. wakeup January 4, 2011 at 9:03 pm -

    Wasting your time judging people is just as stupid as you apparently think the way these people dress are. I would not dress this way but I am not going to judge these people. I wouldn’t go out of my way to talk to them, but at the same time I wouldn’t go out of my way to talk to the author of this article.

  40. fratstar January 4, 2011 at 10:18 pm -

    all of you are wrong. they’re all GDIs.

    • J.T. January 6, 2011 at 12:29 am -

      Well said lol. All this debate over whether or not they’re emo……it doesn’t matter, they’re GDIs lol :)

  41. lambda chi til I die January 6, 2011 at 10:40 pm -

    Bet they wear black cargo shorts

  42. lee January 11, 2011 at 2:52 am -

    The internet is a breeding ground for aggression.

    Reason, people don’t have to back up their arguments with stone cold violence-wimps :-)

    So the easiest thing to do is just chill out, lets all try and get a long and guys/girls—–wear wtf you want-coz it doesnt matter :-)

    PS, the hula-hooping goth reminds me off a friend-Ross, AKA CONAN THE BARBARIAN.

  43. hey everybody January 11, 2011 at 3:07 pm -

    i want to know how to dress emotionally. if i wore tight band t-shirts along with tight jeans am i an emotional dresser now?!?!?! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol this comment was for funnies, but there is SOME meaning in what i said.

  44. BizarreMike January 12, 2011 at 9:50 am -

    Ok.. number 9 should be # 1

  45. adsfdfdf January 19, 2011 at 12:53 am -

    “we are the freakin’ goths”… :D

    • 76million January 25, 2011 at 11:55 pm -

      Calling a goth an emo. Why not? They’re already permanently pissed off.

      • Ziggy February 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm -

        So what’s the difference between goth and emo?

        • smexter February 23, 2011 at 12:42 pm -

          Don’t get ‘em started troll!
          Basically to answer your question quickly and painlessly;
          Emos hate themselves and everyone around them. Often characterised by too-tight clothing, lots of bracelets and classic “emo fringe”. Don’t poke them too hard, they may start crying.
          Goths……well, they’re just permanently pissed at everyone else around them. Like emos, except listen to a bit more hardcore music, and prefer baggy black trousers to their sister’s skintight jeans. Don’t poke them too hard, they may hit you. Hard.

          • Lilly March 2, 2011 at 9:05 am -

            One other difference I would like to mention, Goths more mourn than hate. Yes they are pissed off, but mostly because of the rampant stupidity and ignorance they see in the world. If you want to poke them make sure they are cool with you first. Goths can be quite fun in a burn-down-the-barn kind of way and are awesome to take on camping trips (provided you can provide nicotine, fire and libations in my experience).

        • Superstarseven February 23, 2011 at 4:47 pm -

          Dude, they’re not one in the same. Get those fingers of yours on the keyboard and do some simple research.

        • tom March 14, 2011 at 11:05 am -

          goths paint their fingernails black…. emo’s use a hammer

  46. MissyManson January 19, 2011 at 9:16 pm -

    the one in the car nd teh 1st one was smexy …..bof of them <.<

  47. Lou January 20, 2011 at 10:12 am -

    Number 1 is hot..!

  48. Jacques January 21, 2011 at 12:52 am -

    Wonder if the “m” hand gesture in #2 is for his nigguh Mcdonalds?

  49. JimboKruz January 27, 2011 at 10:29 pm -

    Goths…. Juggalos…. I think this list is at most 5/10 actual emo kids.

  50. RaulJones January 29, 2011 at 6:26 am -

    Bob Barker was right…you *should* spay & neuter your pets.