Top 10: High School Science Fair Projects

wmmattler May 15, 2010 13



When I got this assignment all I could think was “They want me to make fun of kids!” Something I’ve been doing since like 5th grade. Easiest assignment all year.

10. Poopie Science

A sphincter says “what”? Tell me the kid is giving away brownie samples, and please please PLEASE let that be a brownie in his hand.

9. New From Hasbro

It’s the GQ Snoop Dog doll! Yup they built a robot to look like Snoop. With cool “roach action grip” and “thumbs up technology” this 7/10 scale action figure is sure to be a hit in 2010. No we get it, it’s really a stoned Carlton….”Drop it like it’s haaaawt”

8. Who’s The Looser?

Looking at these two it’s kinda hard to tell who lost out on this partnership. Still, the producers of Pancreas teamed up again to bring us Pancreas 2: Back to the Gland.and this time it’s hormonal!

7. Dirty Joke

“That’s right Stella… get it going nice and fast and…” ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz. The poor girl with the wheel went from being called “four eyes” in fifth grade to starting Jr High as “Tread Face”. NOT NICE!

6. Dot Com Magnate

There’s no way in hell I’d trust this kid with my credit card information.

5. Big Business

The kid on the left is the son of a plastics manufacturer and the one on the right looks like the son of Donald Trump… yeah Son of Trump… Has a ring to it. I have to ask the same questions as Clarkson; Is Global Warming real? Why is Global Warming so cold? And why do I keep capitalizing it?

4. WHAT?!?!

Okay there was NO WAY I was buying this. There has been no report of HIV being transmitted during horse/man activities. Sexually transmitted diseases between barnyard animals and men might just be why Whales and portions of Scotland stay rural however… nah, still not buying it. AIDS isn’t funny kids… we’re not making fun of AIDS- just the retards who aren’t informed.

3. Animal WHAT?!

Trust me on this one kid- people who research animal magnetism never actually achieve it. Trying too hard yields zero results. HEY! LeTune, I should do a TOP 10 on this. Is the pick-up a science? You betcha! Ask Professor Getalot… he knows. The mustache is a nice touch though. I had one just like it when I was 8.

2. Coke-WHAT?!?!

I know… you’re wondering how I’m gonna rank on this one right? I’d love to be next to this project just so I could yell “COKE-LORE!?! Yeah buddy? Well, your Project’s a COKE-LORE! And your mom is too… beotch!” I went to a competitive school….. ***(If you didn’t get this joke say “coke-lore” five times fast.)

1. Finally… An Explanation

In an attempt to save his 4.0 grade point average C.A. Johnson explains why at times he cannot go to the chalkboard to do math problems. Following this lecture was a presentation on how to walk with your books strategically placed and the movie Pockets: Keeping it Loose.

13 Comments »

  1. pragmatic mom May 18, 2010 at 9:21 am -

    I have a list of free and easy Science Projects that my friend collected from his son’s 6th grade science fair in the DC area at http://pragmaticmom.com

    Pragmatic Mom
    Type A Parenting for the Modern World

    • LeTune May 20, 2010 at 1:38 pm -

      thanks for the tip :)

    • LeTune May 20, 2010 at 1:40 pm -

      though there seems to be something wrong with the site. cant enter it. is it just me?

  2. wmmattler May 20, 2010 at 5:57 pm -

    I got in just fine dude. It’s probably because my computer was made by a 6th grader…. seriously.

  3. whatthe? July 31, 2010 at 8:42 am -

    Irony is fun. You misspelled the word “loser”?

  4. Esteban Nygren October 17, 2010 at 8:45 pm -

    have been following your blog around a few days. really like what you posted. by the way i’m conducting a study relating to this subject. do you happen to know other great sites or online forums in which I can get more? thanks a lot.

    • LeTune October 18, 2010 at 1:31 am -

      you may want to check out oddee.com and listverse.com

  5. IDJSIJFIEWJ November 17, 2010 at 7:40 am -

    DIZ B ALL STUPID!DEERZ BETTA 1′Z DAN DEZ

  6. Anthony Lara November 17, 2010 at 7:45 am -

    i hope you have a big dick because i aMD GAY what to go out ummmmmm…… yessssssss or nooooooo?

  7. ethan March 14, 2011 at 8:51 am -

    You do know that animal magnetism is a real thing, right? You just made fun of a real thing.
    http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/bem.2250160206/abstract

  8. mehtab khan October 29, 2011 at 11:06 pm -

    I LIKE IT

    • sha67 December 1, 2011 at 5:22 pm -

      wow very smart

  9. Dave Smiling Coyote June 5, 2013 at 8:59 am -

    I can’t believe #4! I don’t blame the poor little girl because she is just spewing the ignorance that her parents have force feed her. BTW, I wonder what she won that medal she’s wearing for? Please don’t tell me it’s for that science fair project.