A while back we did a list on the top 10 best nose jobs. We showed you some durn pretty noses on some of the most famous, and most beautiful people in the celebrity world. Money, sadly, doesn’t always mean that plastic surgery is going to go as planned. Some plastic surgeons will mess up a nose even though they are paid exorbitant amounts of money. And some celebrities are too silly to realize that the nose they were born with was better than one they could pay for. Here are the top 10 worst celebrity nose jobs.
10. Jennifer Gray
This could technically be considered the number one worst celebrity nose job, not because the resulting nose was so bad, but because the loss of Jennifer’s distinctive nose pretty much ruined her career. However, it’s not a bad nose, the new one, so it sits at number 10, because some of the following noses are real doozies.
9. Linda Evans
Remember her? Krystle Carrington from Dynasty? Her bad nose is just one factor of an entire mess of bad plastic surgery decisions. Sure, she has idiopathic edema, which causes swelling ,but I’m sure the unecessary plastic surgery hasn’t done that condition, or her career, any favors.
8. Priscilla Presley
The girl who first met Elvis when she was 14 years old, went on to marry him (and he cheated on by him) and would later have her own fragrance and appear on Dancing With The Stars had her youthful, natural nose replaced with a very course, straight nose. Her later nose appears to have had a bump inserted, perhaps in an attempt to recapture the original. Or should we say, failed attempt.
7. Lisa Rinna
Lisa Rinna of Days of Our Lives and Melrose Place is no stranger to plastic surgery. She’s had eye lifts, tummy tucks, and work to have her poochy pout stay poochy. Her nose job isn’t so bad, but her original nose was much better. What was the point, Lisa?
6. Janice Dickenson
What is about former models? Right – they’ve made their fortune on their looks and they want them maintained. Unfortunately, for the once-beautiful Janice Dickenson, the knife has been her worst enemy. Better she had aged gracefully than to make her natural nose more bulbous, make her eyes more hooded, and make her once-perfect mouth pulled and stretched like taffy. Shame.
5. Joan Rivers
The queen of gossip, maven of the red carpet, and former stand-up comedian has had plenty of plastic surgery, and isn’t afraid to admit it. But the nose she chose (yes, it rhymed) is so different from her real nose that she had to alter her whole face to make it work. Actually, I don’t know if that’s true, but her nose (and her eyes, and her jaw) sure turned out weird.
4. Lil Kim
Lil Kim’s natural nose fit her face and looked good. The middle picture shows the result of her first nose job, which was weird and awful. The third picture shows a nose that has been straightened out a little. She’s obviously had some cheek implants too. If that first picture is her she looks way, way different.
3. Donatella Versace
Versace’s nose was stately and very handsome to start with, and her altered nose shows that her surgeon really was at a loss – that actually looks like scar tissue on the bridge of her nose, indicating that the doctor removed bits he or she shouldn’t have. Donatella should have left well enough alone.
2. Carrot Top
Maybe having a nose that looks like it was shaped out of silly putty is good for a comedian. I wonder what happens when he presses it to newsprint.
1. La Toya Jackson
The Jacksons all had it rough. La Toya’s brother Michael Jackson certainly had one of the worst nose jobs ever, but I didn’t put him on this list because I don’t like to make fun of him. You can find plenty of other places on the internet that do. La Toya took a perfectly lovely nose and face and turned it into something almost cartoonish. In more cheerful news, there is a milkshake named after her at Millions of Milkshakes (located in West Hollywood). It has raspberries, strawberries, caramel, and has a Cadbury flake in the whipped cream. Delicious!